AOE3 stories

...... Why Tom_L? -.-' You'll probably call me a hacker or cheater after wards -.-

im pretty sure i played you way back in the day... and you weren't using russia... so i dunno.

but what is so special about his russia spam?

other than the fact he spams sterelets just like any other russia lamer?

no offense osiris... just that i have never met a russia player who does anything but sned 7 cossacks from cards, and spams sterelets after.

Lol, liek i said in the AOE3 Ottoman fourms im not the REAL SA_Osiris_ , My Strelets can actually be Stronger then any other Guard Skirmishers, Pwn alot of cav, Alot of people ask how i do it, i just tell them IDK, i just know how, I killed alot of people with just strelets and they start to freak out and stuff calling me hacker because they dont wanna be a sore loser and they probably are embarrass because they got killed by a Little Light infantry of Faglets AKA Strelets XD

Oxy, You have seen me Cossack spam, and SA has seen me musk spam as them.

His strelets in age 2 will kill age 3 British hussars. 30 strlets gainst 15 veteran british hussars

Hussars=PWNED

Lol, Who said i just make 30 strelets?

No im saying 30 of your strelets would own 15 of those hussars. You get like 100 of em though.

Oh lol. True.

osiris if i witnessed u doign wat ever u do to our strelets then i wouldnt call u a hacker unless u hacked

...... I dont know how to hack aoe3 -.-'

Bassetman seen my Strelets before and Oxydizer witness to my Strelets.

Its strelet cards.. Advanced arsenal mixed witht he other 1 or 2 strelet cards is OP

Advance Arsenal + 2 Strelets card's fixed with 2 Training Cards

But with that tho you guys will die a few times because i know what card to do and everything else.

i have an aoe 3 story, it is an epic tale.
i was against a 1st luit (dutch) myself being a 2nd luit (britain). I started a manor boom and sent all my resources into my economy and was about double his score at 6 minutes when he attacked with a bunch of skirmishers and hussars. I had a few l/bow and pikes from cards and by micro-ing the pikes i managed to take down all his hussar so he couldn't raid me properly but my l/bow got mowed by his skirmishers and he took out my two barracks after i could only get about 10 l/bow out. Things were looking grim as his skirmishers were burning down my TC, my minute men were dead and i couldn't figure out how he had such an unlimited stream of skirmishers with such a s*** score.

So i gave it a try i typed "where's that axe" and sure enough george washingtons head popped out of my town centre the #*%! had allowed cheats and had been using them to have enough resources to send a billion trillion skirmishers. Sure enough after my george washington came out about 10 of those annoying red trucks drove into my town. But the beautiful thing is i just copy pasted the where's that axe about 10 times and killed them all. After all that and after he bothered to play an unranked game. He lost!

and that is the tale of a #*%! head with no life.

Lol... Dutch is a pain in the butt if they Eco Boom. So i mostly try and kill people within 10 min... or else they will cannon mass or something. its really gay when poeple Cannon mass.

W/out cheats hes right, you cant let them live past 8 min mark otherwise they skirm/Ruyter spam which is very hard to beat that early. I say 8 min cuz when I was a private I could do that by 9 min lol.

Lol 8 mins.. No. should be a minimal of 10 mins because you need to raid and everything else... In other words strong presure.

Half the people dunno what raid is.
The other half probably dont.

I try but I dont do it fast enough. I f*** up my eco by neglecting it if i try to effectivly raid.

Oh. massing Hussars + Skirmishers isnt hard. I dont remember who told me to do that straight........

The only civ i can manage to raid with without neglecting my eco is germany.
free uhlans with every card WHAT!?
that's the bombshizmagiz! Just send in like 8 uhlans to a completely defenseless city and try to get a few kills while forcing him to garrison for a bit. 50% of the time he'll get desperate and minutemen it. Then you run away for a minute come back and they all have 1 health. Then continue to raid MU HA HA AH.

The only time i ever raid is either with france or on a map w/ extra resources. You just need to set up your eco just right, collect wood tresures, nd the french could have a decent force without hurting your eco too bad.

If I make cav with russia or germany, I try to raid, but my eco falls apart while Im trying. Maybe I just dont try hard enough >.<

or maybe you suck at raidning?

I CHALLENGE BASSETMAN TO A SHOW DOWN...

2/3 matches, All SUP, make the best person wins ^.^

....of course you do

osiris?... do you know hwo to use the posted thread topic?

BACK ON TOPIC.

actually after osiris rapes you basset... you can tell the story of why noone will want to play in the tourney anymore.

>.<

You should still try. Hes bound to f*** up some point.